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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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