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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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