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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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