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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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