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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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