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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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