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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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