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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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