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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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