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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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