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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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