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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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