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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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