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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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