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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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