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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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