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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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