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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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