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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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