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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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