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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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