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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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