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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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