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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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