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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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