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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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