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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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