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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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