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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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