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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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