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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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