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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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