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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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