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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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