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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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