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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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