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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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