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Pet death
My
aunt
Gertrude
had their beloved pet
dog 🐕
Loki
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏
a wild boar 🐗
an elephant 🐘
a bear 🐻
a hippo 🦛
a bull 🐮
a lynx 😺
a lion 🦁
a pufferfish 🐡
a warthog 🐗
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