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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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