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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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