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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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