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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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