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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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