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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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