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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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