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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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