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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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