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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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