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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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