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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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