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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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