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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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